• When you say ‘back’, your lips move back. When you say ‘forward’, your lips move forward

  • People holding open doors for you is either a very nice gesture or a very annoying gesture depending upon how far away you are from the door

  • One meter per second is 3.57 billionths of a camel step per dog year

  • If a machine isn’t working, it’s broke. If a person is not working, they’re broke

  • Have you noticed that sometimes it takes 3 tries to plug in a USB?

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