Alun’s Been Thinking About Stuff …

  • If you pet your pet rock enough, it’ll wear out. And you’ll be sad again
  • Ordering a single 18-inch pizza is better than ordering two 12-inch pizzas. (18-inch pizza=π(18/2)2 =255. 2 12-inch pizzas=2 x π(12/2)2=226 if you want the reason!)
  • The sight of me trying to swim amuses penguins
  • I just laid on my office floor. Now I know what it would feel like to carry the whole planet in a backpack
  • The Moon has never been touched by a woman
  • I have more ancestors than all of my ancestors
  • You can tell how much juice is still in a can by how high the drinker raises their arm
  • If you feel depressed and all alone, just miss a few payments on your credit card
  • Someone with a $40,000 Rolex watch could either be really good with money – or really bad with money