Alun Was Thinking Over The Weekend …

  • The opposite of Alec Baldwin is Alec Hairloss
  • “4 out of 5” sounds a lot better than “8 out of 10”, despite them being the same thing
  • Nothing inspires confidence as much as an x-ray lab technician leaving the room for their own safety while you get x-rayed
  • How come the outer side of T-shirt seams are smoother and therefore would definitely feel better against your skin than the inner side?
  • Am I the only person to feel sorry for the person who has to type all those credits at the end of a movie, which no-one watches? Unless your name is there, of course!
  • The first person to ever eat a crab must have been really hungry
  • Same with the first person to catch and heat a haggis
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